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Things I learned on the trip to Texas

So here is a short list of things that I learned on the way down to our new pad in Plano TX:

1. A 24 foot moving truck is not cool. In fact it is a 24 foot juggernaut of crappiness. I would recommend saving yourself the time and money by just poking yourself in the eye with a pencil instead.
2. If you have a radio show that plays only R&B loves songs, by no means should you name it “sweat hotel”. I can’t stress this enough.
3. Having a petite wife who loves to drive large trucks is awesome. Frickin awesome.
4. Texas has the scariest drivers I have come across thus far. Scariest.

I am still not on the interwebs at home, so my time is rationed in a way I haven’t experienced since the mid 90’s when I was still on dial up. Hopefully this will be remedied soon.

Until then, see you when I see you.