My MWSF Predictions
Yes, I am going to prognosticate for you all now, and tell you beyond a shadow of a doubt what Apple will announce today:
- Apple will be releasing new products and/or services that you will immediately want, but not have the money to purchase.
- The machine you just bought three days ago, yeah that one; completely and utterly useless now, you must upgrade, obey your Jobsian overlord!
- Steve Jobs will mispronounce at least one word in the keynote, probably the name of some large jungle cat.
That's it folks, have a nice day.
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